Sprouts Turkeys Dare Christmas Card

A festive card for those who appreciate the absurd. Perfect for friends and siblings who share your twisted sense of humour—the kind who'll laugh at the ridiculous rather than the sentimental. This card delivers Christmas cheer with a sharp edge and the kind of wit that makes you wonder if you're actually friends or just enablers of each other's bad decisions. One turkey dares another to a sprouts-eating contest and inevitably becomes a stuffed turkey. Ideal for anyone who'd rather receive a card that makes them snort-laugh than one that makes them feel warm and fuzzy.

First printed in 2008