Micro-dose Mermaid Coffee Card

Hallucinating mermaids before your morning coffee kicks in? Blame it on the microdose—or just embrace the chaos. This cheeky card is perfect for that friend or partner who appreciates surreal humour and doesn't take life too seriously. A witty reminder that some mornings require a little extra magic (and caffeine) to make sense of the day.

First printed in 2023