I Killed These Flowers For You Birthday Card | Funny Birthday Card

For partners, spouses, and anyone who'd rather laugh at life's small tragedies than pretend they didn't happen. This card speaks to the universal truth of giving flowers with the best of intentions, only to watch them slowly perish on the shelf, perfect for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, birthdays, congratulations, or Mother's Day with sardonic, sentimental, and brutally honest observational comedy.

Illustrated greeting card with dry humour and deadpan wit. 100% recycled card, plant-based inks, compostable packaging. Designed and printed in the UK. Blank inside, includes kraft brown recycled envelope.

Packaged card: 120mm x 162mm
First printed in 2020