I Can't Weld Card | Funny Honest Confession Card for Couples & Friends

For anyone who has ever slightly embellished their skills to impress someone. An illustrated card about a broken bike, a small lie, and the moment it all unravelled — perfect for a partner, a friend, or anyone who has been caught out by their own ambition.

Quirky illustrated greeting card with dry humour and deadpan wit. 100% recycled card, plant-based inks, compostable packaging. Designed and printed in the UK. Blank inside, includes kraft brown recycled envelope.

Packaged card: 120mm x 162mm
First printed in 2026