We're Still Lost Snails Card | Funny Illustrated Snail Card for Friends & Couples

For anyone who has ever nodded along to directions and retained absolutely nothing. A relatable illustrated snail card about the slow, inevitable realisation that nobody was listening and they are still completely lost — perfect for a friend, a partner, or anyone who navigates entirely on vibes.

Quirky illustrated greeting card with dry humour and deadpan wit. 100% recycled card, plant-based inks, compostable packaging. Designed and printed in the UK. Blank inside, includes kraft brown recycled envelope.

Packaged card: 120mm x 162mm
First printed in 2026